Revenge Party

Now you know, Cady

Regina George is not your friend

We're your friends

And we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?

They got your back

And they are fun to be around (Whoa-whoa-whoa)

When someone hurts you

Then they attack and grind your foe into the ground (Whoa-whoa-whoa)

Imagine a party with dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half

And this time it will take

Now that's a party

A revenge party

A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike

Whoa, whoa, it's a revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

For this to work

You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them

Can you do it?

Yes

Hey, girl

Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron

But he just wanted her back

And that's not Regina's fault

I get it

I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Oh, of course

It's a revenge party

A party that ends with entrails all over the lawn

It's a revenge party with your two best friends

And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yas, Cady

I end up with Aaron when she's gone

What's Regina doin'?

What's Regina wearin'?

Is she dating Aaron?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Next, we take away Regina's only achievement

Being a hot person

What is that?

Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting

I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

I need to lose three pounds

Bring me a whole box

A revenge party

A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone

And ugly crying

A revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge, it's what we're throwing

What's Regina eating?

God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

We gotta go harder

If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her-

I won't do that

Gretchen is fragile

Exactly, and if we crack her open

She'll spill something we can use

Shh, here she comes

Stop pulling it down

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Uh, thanks, see you in calc

At every party there might be a low

Where the energy dips (Whoa-whoa-whoa)

You might be thinkin' it's late, we should go

And they ran out of chips

No, no, no

I can't even watch when she touches his hair

And I watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry, Gretchen, I swear

We'll get our party now

One candy cane please

A revenge party

A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Ho, ho, ho

Candy cane gram for Shane Omen (She has everything)

And one for Cady Heron (She gets everything)

Four for Glen Coco

You go, Glen Coco (Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco)

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?

Oh, it's from (Regina, Regina, Regina)

"Thanks for being such a great best friend"

I mean, cute

I mean, gimme it

I mean, okay

Well, if you and Regina are best friends now

You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets

For example, she bought you those high heel shoes

Just to make fun of you

'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them

And she's not really blonde

Her natural color is dark blonde

Also she totally cheats on Aaron

Every Thursday she says she has SAT prep

But really she's hooking up with Shane Omen

In the North Shore Lions costume

She makes him wear the costume?

No

They're both in the costume

And I never told anyone

Because I am such a good friend

It's a revenge party

A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike

A revenge party with your two best friends (She has everything, she gets everything)

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like (She gets everything)

A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina, Regina)

A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina, Regina)

A party with revenge is what it's like