Colossus

Went to Six Flags, six fags came up

And said, "Ayo, can we get a pic?"

I said no and they said, "Oh, it's 'Wolf Gang,' Yonkers'"

Goblin is my shit though

Now I'm like, "Fuck, I don't wanna be an ass"

So I'm sittin' there posing with Travis, Devon with a fake smile

Like her titties was drawing it on

So fucking annoyed 'cause I missed Goliath

'Cause some kid said I was there and then they caused a riot (Tyler's here)

Now I'm surrounded by twenty-five hound of fuckers tryna get a photo

All because they noticed the top with the box logo

And them fucking ears, guarantee they didn't even hear "Bastard"

They bandwagon jumped me from a pogo

I'm going fucking loco

Hey Tyler, can I? No, bitch

Don't you see me tryna buy a fucking churro?

But Tyler, you're my hero

I used to get bullied until I heard "Radicals"

The last part got to me, see, I used to give a fuck

Until my cock would bleed

Now I'm the happiest I think I'll ever, ever be

My life is just like yours, no father

My mama must've forgot to stop with a popped condom

In school I was the one that was thinking outside boxes

So everybody in them would say that I got problems

So when I heard you say it, I said it back like fuck 'em

You're an inspiration to **** like me

Not the **** who just like you 'cause of lyrics and beats

I'm talking 'bout the ****

Who don't know where they're going to be

I heard the song "Bastard" right in the moment of heat

Not in the summer, but of course I was holding a heat

Gun on the edge of my feet, I heard that first piano chord

And it drew me in like predators carrying treats

Then I said to myself, "Fuck, is he speaking to me?"

See me and you, we go together like snare and a beat

I mean snare and a kick drum, see my forearm?

I carved "OF" on it this morning with a glass shard

On my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard (That's weird)

That's hard, that scar from playing air guitar

When I see you play at the Roxy (Uh)

Tyler, I love you, wanna be just like you (Alright)

I think about your face and I don't even fucking try to (No homo)

Wish I had a basement meant for me to hide you

We could play Xbox and listen to "In Search Of" and eat donuts

Over conversating 'bout what church does

Come up with weird ass videos with roach bugs

I'm straight edge too, so no drugs on this trip

And Raquel, that bitch, you should've killed that bitch

You shoulda took me instead (Uh, that's weird)

See, if you can't have her then he shouldn't either

And if I can't have you then she shouldn't either

No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt

I worship you until the fucking wrinkles on my knees hurt

Odd Future, Wolf Gang, Golf Wang, Flog Gnaw, free Earl mobbing

I know it seems like I'm just slobbing on your knob

But I'm just a fan and I ain't losing my fucking noggin' (Yeah, you are)

I ain't got a job and I went out and bought Goblin about five times

'Cause I love you, man (Thanks for the support, alright)

I like tie-dyed tees or just plain white tees, I like pants that's cut

I like words like fuck, I got your pics on my wall

With the mouth cut out, now paper cuts on my balls

Because your dick's in my jaw (What the fuck?)

And I hit you on Twitter about ten minutes a day

And now I'm bitter 'cause you don't even reply with a, "Hey" (Sorry)

My boys think I'm gay 'cause I play "VCR" in my car all alone

Speakers waking up neighbors (Alright)

My ****, calm down, it's getting weird, take this pic

So I can get on Colossus, line as slow as molasses (Tyler, listen)

No, ****, I see you're loving my shit

And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my dick

But I'm not gay, so it's awkward now I'm grouchy like Oscar

After spilling some shit on his newest pair of beige Dockers

"Yonkers" and "Yonkers" (I love that song)

Sick of hearing 'bout "Yonkers"

I'm grateful that it worked, I attacked and I conquered

Yeah, whatever, but I had a fucking blast at that concert

I was at the Boston one, I got a t-shirt from Sagan

The one that say "Sagan Lockhart"

And when you came out to "Sandwiches"

That's when my fucking boy crush got started

Just take this fucking picture, man, shit