Well Done

Well done

Why don't you get a job?

Even Tarquin has a job

Mary Berry's got a job

So, why don't you get a job?

Well done

Why don't you win a medal?

Even Tarquin wins a medal

Mary Berry got a medal

So, why don't you win a medal?

Well done

I'd rather cut my nose off

To spite my face

I'd rather bite my nose off

To spite my face

Why don't you get a degree?

Even Tarquin has a degree

Mary Berry's got a degree

So, why don't you get a degree?

Well done

Why don't you like reggae?

Even Tarquin likes reggae

Mary Berry loves reggae

So, why don't you like reggae?

Well done

Why don't you watch football?

Even Tarquin likes football

Trevor Nelson loves football

So, why don't you like football?

Well done

I'd rather cut my nose off

To spite my face

I'd rather cut my nose off

To spite my...

Ahh!...

'Get on your bike!' she said

'Let them eat cake!' she said

Well done

Ahh!...

I'd rather bite my nose off

To spite my face

I'd rather bite my nose off

To spite my face