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Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block

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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Andrew Rannells

Andrew Rannells

Vocals

Christian Borle

Christian Borle

Vocals

Anthony Rosenthal

Anthony Rosenthal

Vocals

Brandon Uranowitz

Brandon Uranowitz

Vocals

Stephanie J. Block

Stephanie J. Block

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

William Finn

Composer

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Kurt Deutsch

Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Four Jews in a room bitching

Four Jews in a room plot a crime

[Verse 2]

I'm bitching, he's bitching

They're bitching, we're bitching

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

All the time

[Verse 3]

What do they do for love?

What do they do for love?

[Verse 4]

Four Jews in a room bitching, bitching, bitching

Four Jews in a room, stoop

They stoop to pray

[Verse 5]

I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish

Half Jewish

[Verse 6]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Night and day

[Verse 7]

Slavery, slavery

[Verse 8]

We crossed the desert

Running for our lives

Fleeing from the Pharaoh

Who was up to no good

[Verse 9]

Now we're at the Red Sea

Pharaoh is behind us

Wanting us extincted

What we need's a miracle

[Verse 10]

And then the Red Sea

Split before us

No more tsouris

We got our, we got our, we got our, we got out miracle

[Verse 11]

Four Jews itching for answers

Four Jews bitching their whole life long

[Verse 12]

I'm Whizzer

I'm Jason

I'm Mendel

I'm Marvin

[Verse 13]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Right or wrong

[Verse 14]

In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone

And say their sons are all on fire

We are manipulating people and we need to know

Our worst sides aren't ignored

[Verse 15]

The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

We do not tippy toe

We charge ahead to show

[Verse 16]

We're good in bed

Excel in bed

We smell in bed

Where is the bed?

I love the bed

Who has the bed?

I want the bed

Who stole the bed?

Who stole the bed?

I lost it twice

The bed is mine

The bed is nice

The bed is

[Verse 17]

Four Jews in a room bitching, wee

Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

[Verse 18]

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

[Verse 19]

I'm nauseous

I'm nauseous

I'm simple

I'm Jewish

[Verse 20]

Slavery, slavery

[Verse 21]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

[Verse 22]

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Four Jews in a room bitching

[Verse 23]

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Four Jews in a room, four Jews in a room

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Slavery, slavery

[Verse 24]

Four Jews in a room bitching

[Verse 25]

Bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Now and then

[Verse 26]

Can't lose

Loose screws

Four

One, two, three, four

Five

[Verse 27]

Five Jews

Written by: William Finn

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