Tomorrow Is a Latter Day

We are still Latter Day Saints, all of us

Even if we change some things, or-or-or we break the rules

Or we have complete doubt that God exists

We can still all work together and make this our paradise planet

You, you wanna stay here with me?

I'd do anything for you

You're my best friend

Don't worry, little buddy

Know this much is true

Tomorrow is a latter day

And I am here for you

Tomorrow is a latter day

Tomorrow is a latter day

Tomorrow is a latter day

I am a Latter Day Saint (Latter day)

I help all those I can

I see my friends through times of joy and sorrow (Times of joy and sorrow)

Who cares what happens when we're dead? (Who cares now?)

We shouldn't think that far ahead

The only latter day that matters is tomorrow

The skies are clearing and the sun's coming out

It's a latter day tomorrow (Ay-ay-ah)

Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away

And focus on a latter day

Tomorrow is a latter day, woo

I'm a Latter Day Saint (Shoo-doo-wow)

Along with all my town (Ba-da-ba)

We always stick together come what may (Wanna thank you, Lord)

We love to dance and shout (Ba-da-ba)

And let all the feelings out

And work to make a better latter day

(Hanna heya, ha-hanna heya) We're gonna be here for each other every step of the way

And make a latter day tomorrow (Hanna heya)

Americans already found the cure for AIDS

But they're saving it for a latter day

Yeah, tomorrow is a latter day

I believe (Tomorrow is a latter day)

I believe (For the joy and all the things that matter day)

I believe (Tomorrow's a bigger, badder latter day)

I believe (Tomorrow, tomorrow is a latter day)

I believe (A happy ending on a platter day)

I believe (Tomorrow's a doper, phatter latter day)

Why are Mormons happy? It's because we know

It's a latter day tomorrow

So if you're sad, put your hands together and pray

That tomorrow's gonna be a latter day

And then it probably will be a latter day

Tomorrow is a latter day

So what will tomorrow bring?

What does the future hold?

I can almost see it now

Hello

My name is Elder Matumbo

And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

Hello (Hello)

My name is Sister Kimbe

It's a book about a people who were poor and sad like you

A sacred text (Hello)

Of pioneers and frogs (Fucked frogs)

And how you can find salvation if you just believe

Hi-ho (Ding-dong)

Hello (Boba Fett)

You have a lovely mud hut

And if you just put down the gun, I'll show you, oh, okay, I'll leave

Hello (Hello)

My name is Elder Ghali

You will love all of the happiness this book can bring

Hello (Hello)

My name is Elder Butt-Fucking-Naked

Did you know that the clitoris is a holy, sacred thing?

Find paradise (With Jesus Christ!)

And no more war

Hello (Nice door)

You read that Book of Mormon, did you know there's more?

Part four

We swear (We really care)

This is not a scam (No, ma'am)

Have you heard the story of our prophet, Arnold Cunningham? (Hello)

Cunningham

Arnold Cunning– Arnold Cunning–

Hello

Our church is growing strong

And if you let us in, we'll show you how you can belong (Hello, hello)

Join our family (Hello, hello)

And set your spirit free (Hello, hello)

We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life (Hello)

This book will change your life (Hello)

This book will change your life

Will change, this book will change your life

The Book of Arnold

Hello

We are Latter Day Saints (Yeah)

We take life one day at a time (Yeah, yeah)

When the chips are down, we know just what to say (We know just what to say)

The past may be in tatters

But today is all that matters (Hanna heya!)

Because today is yesterday's latter day

Thank you, God

Ma'hanibu-eebowai

Tomorrow is a latter day (I still have maggots in my scrotum)