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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Benjamin Schrader
Benjamin Schrader
Vocals
Kevin Duda
Kevin Duda
Vocals
Brian Tyree Henry
Brian Tyree Henry
Vocals
Maia Nkenge Wilson
Maia Nkenge Wilson
Vocals
Lewis Cleale
Lewis Cleale
Vocals
Andrew Rannells
Andrew Rannells
Vocals
Michael Potts
Michael Potts
Vocals
Randy Cohen
Randy Cohen
Programming
Sean McDaniel
Sean McDaniel
Programming
Stephen Oremus
Stephen Oremus
Conductor
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Matt Stone
Matt Stone
Songwriter
Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez
Songwriter
Trey Parker
Trey Parker
Songwriter
Larry Hochman
Larry Hochman
Orchestrator
Stephen Oremus
Stephen Oremus
Orchestrator
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Matt Stone
Matt Stone
Producer
Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez
Producer
Trey Parker
Trey Parker
Producer
Anne Garefino
Anne Garefino
Producer
Scott Rudin
Scott Rudin
Producer
Stephen Oremus
Stephen Oremus
Producer
Derik Lee
Derik Lee
Recording Engineer
Frank Filipetti
Frank Filipetti
Mixing Engineer
Gloria Kaba
Gloria Kaba
Assistant Engineer
Noah Cornman
Noah Cornman
Co-Producer
Scott Hull
Scott Hull
Mastering Engineer
Steve Norman
Steve Norman
Co-Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Long ago, when I was five
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with a maple glaze
[Verse 2]
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
[Verse 3]
I've lived with that guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision
That I had that night
[Verse 4]
No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
[Verse 5]
Down, down thy soul is cast
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell
The path of fire leads thee to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Chorus]
Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
[Verse 6]
And now I've gone and done it again (Rectus!)
I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!)
I left my mission companion all alone (Spookytus!)
[Verse 7]
Oh God, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)
How could I break rule seventy-two? (Creepyus!)
And now my soul hath just been thrown
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Chorus]
Down, down to Satan's realm
See where you belong
There is nothing you can do
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Verse 8]
You blamed your brother for eating the donut
And now you walk out on your mission companion?
You're a dick
Jesus, I'm sorry!
[Verse 9]
Jesus hates you, this we know
For Jesus just told you so
You remember Lucifer
He is even spookier
[Verse 10]
Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky
Now he's back with all you Catholics and Jews
It's super spooky-wooky!
[Verse 11]
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
To break the rules, please
I don't wanna be in this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Bridge]
Genghis Khan
Jeffrey Dahmer
Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
The spirits all surround you
Spooky, spooky, spooky!
[Verse 12]
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews
I slaughtered the Chinese
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
I got O.J. freed
[Verse 13]
You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two (Oh?)
I left my companion, I'm way worse than you
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Verse 14]
Oh, Heavenly Father! Please, give me one more chance!
I won't break the rules again
[Verse 15]
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!
[Chorus]
Welcome, welcome
To the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You are never waking up
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Outro]
Oh please, help me, Father! Please let me wake up (Down, down thy soul is cast)
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again (From the Earth henceforth ye fell)
This must be it, you must be there, you must be in
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
Written by: Matt Stone, Robert Lopez, Trey Parker
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