Modern World

Crazy way to get your kicks

They shoot the silicone in your lips

If your figure makes you sad

They suck the fat right out of your back

Make up your mind about your tits, girls

They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls

There's only thing they can't fix

No, I won't let you be misled

And that's the hole in your head

Can't do nothin' 'bout that

Hell, hell, modern world

Hell to all you boys and girls

Hell, hell, the color green

Hell, hell to what I've seen

Hell, hell, hell, this modern world

You tell her that she's beautiful

And put her on a pedestal

But as you Google triple X

Imagination kicks in

The more you think about sex, boys

With someone else, the better it gets, boys

You have a purpose in your life besides cheatin' on the wife

For fuck's sake, show some sense, ah

Hell, hell, modern world

Hell to all you boys and girls

Hell, hell, the color green

Hell, hell to what I've seen

Hell, hell, hell, this modern world

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ooh

Woo

Well, these days adoption is a hot thing

You can get a child for nearly nothing

You take 'em home to a nanny

Buy off your guilt with toys and candy

But all the money that you work for, girls

Can't compare it to the love, boys

There's only thing they can't fix

No, I won't let you be misled

And that's the hole in your head

Can't do nothin' 'bout that

Hell, hell, modern world

Hell to all you boys and girls

Hell, hell, the color green

Hell, hell to what I've seen

Hell, hell, hell this modern world

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ooh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Woo