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Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas)

SpongeBob SquarePants

Christmas: Children's

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Dont Be a Jerk (its Christmas)

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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants

Performer

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Tom Kenny

Composer

Andy Paley

Composer

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Andy Paley

Producer

Lyrics

Ahoy everbody!

Spongebob here

Christmas means presents and mistletoe

Sharing and caring

So during this most festive season please

Don't be a jerk

Bring joy to the world

It's the thing to do

But the world does not revolve around you

Don't be a jerk

It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express"

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

That means ten items or less

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too

'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you

Use turn signals, don't screen my calls

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking, never interrupt

Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up

It's the time for family and holly and turkey

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ah)

'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky

(Jolly not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Why whine about the one that he missed?

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Don't be a jerk

(Don't be a jerk)

Come on

Written by: Andrew Douglas Paley, Andy Paley, Tom Kenny

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