Big Time

When I was young

With the world at my feet

My future looked sweet and bright

I choose the wrong path

Which I've lived to regret

How can I set it right?

What more could be waiting for me

Besides this small-time crime spree?

Do I start a new life?

Get a new gig?

It's time to dream big

Picture me sensibly dressed

The perfect employee

Selling used cars with a zest

The people enjoy me

Quick, plant your buns, I swear it runs

We don't believe in refunds

Come see the weasel

'Cause these I'll go fast

I'll make it big time

From small-time to big-time

Big time, whoa, whoa, ho

Oh, what a feeling, wheeling and dealing

Making it, making it big time

(Now you can get through it)

(Hey, you can do it)

(Who, who, who wouldn't pursue it?)

Laws were not always my friend

That was my journey

Could I protect and defend as an attorney?

Or as a surgeon with an urgent need to donate organs?

Am I to publish my uplifting tale?

How I went big-time

From small-time to big-time

Big time, whoa, whoa, ho (call the weasel, call the weasel)

Then you can all meet the weasel of the Wall Street

Making it, making it big time

(Follow the guru, now he's a guru, follow the guru) ah

I'll teach you the power of now (follow the guru, now he's a guru, follow the guru)

If you buy a subscription

I can do weaselly dig, become a big tycoon

And maybe I'll shoot for the stars and end up on the moon

Here at the top looking down

I'm like a titan

Hand me a cape and the crown

Give me a trident

Loving my sleazy ol' weaselly life

Oh money, you complete me, mm

Your premiums are outrageous

Took my kidney, this was a terrible car

It was my life savings

I just plain don't like you

When I was young

With the world at my feet

My future looked sweet and bright

Now I've gotta try to rectify

And choose to be a good guy

I'll straighten up

And try not to stray

Starting today

And I'll be big-time

From small time to big time (gonna be a better weasel)

Big time, whoa, whoa, ho

I'm sticking to it

Know I can do it

Making it, making it big

You

Hey you, help

Big time

Try and recoup, lady, and I'm sure you'll be fine

I'm okay, yeah