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Idiot Friends

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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Tom Kenny

Vocals

Bill Fagerbakke

Bill Fagerbakke

Vocals

Doug Lawrence

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Eban Schletter

Composer

William Osborne Tucker III

William Osborne Tucker III

Lyrics

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Al Houghton

Assistant Mastering Engineer

Mike Crehore

Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena

We've got a real special show for y'all tonight

Featuring my new best pal, this guy

He's an idiot

[Verse 2]

So what are we gonna sing about sponge buck?

We're going to sing a song about friends

What kind of friends, sponge buck?

Well, listen up and I'll tell you

[Verse 3]

Who's there for you when you are sad and down?

Idiot friends

Who picks you up and smacks you all around?

Idiot friends

[Verse 4]

Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?

Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friends

[Verse 5]

Idiot friends

Idiot friends

[Verse 6]

You know sponge buck

All we've been a-doin' is singin' about

What I've done for you

Well, what have you done for me?

[Verse 7]

He-he-he, who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

Thanks buddy, curses

Only an idiot friend would do that

Let's bring it home, idiot friend, okay

[Verse 8]

Who lets you ride on his coffins?

Who slaps you hard and often?

What do you and me have in common?

We're idiot friends

Written by: Eban Schletter, Tuck Tucker, William Osborne Tucker III

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