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Boats 'N Hoes (From the Motion Picture "Step Brothers")
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Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam McKay
Adam McKay
Songwriter
Dr. Luke
Dr. Luke
Songwriter
John C. Reilly
John C. Reilly
Songwriter
Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Dr. Luke
Dr. Luke
Producer
Hal Willner
Hal Willner
Producer
Martin Brumbach
Martin Brumbach
Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
[Verse 2]
The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinkin' sangria
Nachos and Lemonheads, on my dad's boat
You won't go down 'cause my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum, I produce a quart
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor
That's a nice lady ho, I'd like to spank her
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
[Verse 3]
Deadliest catch without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the Arabs
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants, she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor, 'cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand
[Verse 4]
Anchors away and shiver me timbers
We like to fuck ladies with our eight inch members
Love me hookers who be a-curvy
Ain't had lemons or limes so contracted the scurvy
Dropped the anchor, give that ho a shout
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout
[Verse 5]
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes
[Verse 6]
That's the male Mariah Carey y'all
Give it up!
Written by: Adam James Mckay, John C. Reilly, John William Ferrell, Lucasz Gottwald

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