Top Songs By Renée Zellweger
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Renée Zellweger
Vocals
John C. Reilly
Vocals
Colm Feore
Vocals
Taye Diggs
Vocals
Paul Bogaev
Conductor
Mitch Dalton
Guitar
Perry Cavari
Drums
David Hartley
Piano
John Bailey
Bass
Christian Garrick
Violin
Jamie Talbot
Clarinet
Stan Saltzman
Tenor Saxophone
Alan Barnes
Clarinet
Audrey Martells
Vocals
Capathia Jenkins
Vocals
Dennis Collins
Vocals
Derek Watkins
Trumpet
Gary Kettel
Percussion
Jeff Saver
Piano
Jim Sapporito
Percussion
Keith O'Quinn
Trombone
Larry Farrell
Trombone
Mya Harrison
Vocals
Owen Slade
Tuba
Paul Morgan
Double Bass
Pete Beachill
Tenor Trombone
Ray Swinfield
Clarinet
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
John Kander
Composer
Fred Ebb
Lyrics
Paul Bogaev
Vocal Arranger
Ric Wake
Vocal Arranger
Doug Besterman
Orchestrator
Jo Ann Kane
Copyist
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Ric Wake
Soundtrack Producer
Randy Spendlove
Soundtrack Producer
Marc Russell
Assistant Producer
John Bailey
Assistant Engineer
Chris Barrett
Assistant Recording Engineer
Dan Hetzel
Mixing Engineer
Jim Annunziato
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Joel Moss
Recording Engineer
Dave Scheuer
Recording Engineer
Ellen Segal
Editing Engineer
Greg Calbi
Mastering Engineer
Greg Lawson
Producer
Gustavo Celis
Recording Engineer
Martin Richards
Executive Producer
Lyrics
[Intro]
For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion
Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos
[Verse 1]
Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care, he'll string along
[Refrain]
He loves me so, that funny honey of mine
[Verse 2]
Sometimes I'm down, sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup
[Refrain]
He loves me so, that funny honey of mine
[Bridge]
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
But look at that soul
I tell you, that whole
Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
[Verse 3]
What if the world slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there, taking the blame
He loves me so, and it all suits me fine
[Refrain]
That funny, sunny, honey, hubby of mine
[Bridge]
I mean, supposin', just supposin' he had violated her or somethin'
You know what I mean? Violated
I know what you mean
Or somethin'? Think how terrible that would've been
It's a good thing I got home from work on time, I'm telling you that
[Refrain]
He loves me so, that funny honey of mine
[Bridge]
I say, I'm telling you that
Name of deceased, Fred Casely
Fred Casely? How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him, he sold us our furniture
He gave us ten percent off
[Verse 4]
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
[Bridge]
You told me he was a burglar
You mean he was dead when you got home?
She had him covered in a sheet
And she's tellin' me some cock-and-bull story about this burglar
And how I oughtta say I did it 'cause I was sure to get off
"Help me, Amos," she says, "It's my goddamn hour of need"
[Outro]
Now he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
And I believed her, that cheap little tramp
Look at him go, rattin' on me
So she was two-timin' me, huh?
With just one more brain, what a half-wit he'd be
Well, I'm through protecting her now, she can swing for all I care
Boy, I'm down at the garage, workin' my butt off fourteen hours a day
If they string me up
And she's up here munchin' on bonbons and trampin' around like some goddamn floozy
Well, I'll know who brought the twine
Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes, huh?
That scummy
I wasn't born yesterday
Crummy, dummy
I tell ya, there are some things a man just can't take
And this time, she pushed me too far, that little chiseler
Hubby of mine
Boy, what a sap I was
Written by: Fred Ebb, John Kander