Three Time Loser

Sittin' here in line wearin' my number

While she's somewhere touching up another fool

In a jukebox dive downin' blues

In her leopard skin ankle high boots

While I'm jackin' off, readin' playboy on a hot afternoon

Yeah, I'm a three time loser

Caught it up in Monterey

Shook it up in East Virginia

Now my friends say it's here to stay

How dare you have a party in a Chelsea basement?

When the poor excited Jezebel said come outside

She pinned me up against the fence

Put her dirty hands down in my pants

She took all of my money

Left me naked by the silvery moon

I'm a three time loser

Caught it up in Monterey

Shook it up in East Virginia

Now my friends say it's here to stay

Roll away, roll away, all of you women

I don't think I need you anymore

There'll be no more doctor's bills

There'll be no more swallowing pills

When I find a woman that can whip the stallion blood out of me

Yeah, I'm a three time loser

Caught it up in Monterey

Shook it up in East Virginia

But now my friends say it's here to stay

I'm a three time loser

Caught it up in Monterey

Shook it up in East Virginia

Now my friends say it's here to stay

I'm a three time loser

Loser, yeah

Caught it up in Monterey

Shook it up in East Virginia

Now my friends say it's here to stay

I'm a three time loser (A loser, a loser, a loser)

Caught it up in Monterey

Shook it up in East Virginia

Now my friends say it's here to stay

I'm a three time loser (Oh, yeah)

Caught it up in Monterey