Old Siam, Sir

In a village in Old Siam, sir

There's a lady who's lost her way

In an effort to find a man, sir

She found herself in the old UK

She waited 'round in Walthamstow

She skated 'round in Scarborough

She waited 'round in Walthamstow

She skated 'round in Scarborough

In a village in Old East End, sir

She met a fellow who made her real

Took her rushes to show this man, sir

Met his dad at the wedding meal

In a letter from Old Siam, sir

Came a terrible tale of woe

She decided the only answer

Was to get up a pile of dough

She waited 'round in Walthamstow

She skated 'round in Scarborough

She waited 'round in Walthamstow

She skated 'round in Scarborough

When a relative told her man, sir

He directed her not to stay

In a village in Old Siam, sir

There's a lady who lost her way

There's a lady who's lost her way

In a village in Old Siam, sir

There's a lady who lost her way

In an effort to find a man, sir

She found herself in the old UK

She waited 'round in Walthamstow

She skated 'round in Scarborough

She waited 'round in Walthamstow

She skated 'round in Scarborough

In a village in Old Siam, sir

There's a lady who lost her way

In an effort to find a man, sir

She found herself in the old UK

Walthamstow

Scarborough