Dare to Be Stupid

Put down the chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before it's time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can

When Mr. Wimpole's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite on more than you can chew

What can you do?

Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickels

Look for Mr. Goodbar

Get your mojo working now

I'll show you how

You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid

Come on and dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)

We're all waiting for you

Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a mole hill

So can I have a volunteer?

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet

Then party till you're broke and they drive you away

It's okay

You can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you want to get one free

(Dare to be stupid) Yes

Why don't you (Dare to be stupid?)

It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)

We're all waiting for you (Dare to be stupid)

Burn your candle at both ends

Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever

You can sit around the house and watch "Leave It to Beaver"

The future's up to you

So what you gonna do?

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What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)

Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)

It's alright

We can be stupid alright (Dare to be stupid)

(Dare to be stupid) Come on, join the crowd

(Dare to be stupid) Shout it out loud

(Dare to be stupid) I can't hear you

(Dare to be stupid) Okay, I can hear you now

Let's go (Dare to be stupid)

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