Frank's 2000" TV

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock And the neighbors are just green They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!" It's Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000" TV) That's Frank's remote control, you can look, but don't touch it, please 'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide Everybody in the town Can hear those 90, 000 watts of Dolby sound And I'm mighty proud to say (And I'm mighty proud to say) Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away On Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV) I'm gonna get one of my own real soon It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room Whoa, hey now, hey now na na na now Hey now, hey now na na now Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Got a two year warranty on parts and labor Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV) Frank's 2000 inch TV