Us

They made a statue of us

And put it on a mountain top

Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum

Take photographs, have fun, have fun

They'll name a city after us

And later say it's all our fault

Then they'll give us a talking to

Then they'll give us a talking to

'Cause they've got years of experience

We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages

We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

We wear our scarves just like a noose

But not 'cause we want eternal sleep

And though our parts are slightly used

New ones are slave labor you can keep

We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages

We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

Ooh-ooh

They made a statue of us

They made a statue of us

The tourists come and stare at us

The sculptor's mama sends regards

They made a statue of us

They made a statue of us

Our noses have begun to rust

We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages

We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious, oh

And it's contagious, oh

And it's contagious, oh

And it's contagious, oh

Oh