i used to live in england

I used to live in England

I used to shop at Tesco’s and buy meal deals

And I used to say “Go Tesco’s” instead of “Go to Tesco’s”

I used to spend late nights at Spoons

Only the good ones

I used to live in England

I used to go to the Jacaranda and watch shitty bands that wanted to be

Oasis

And I used to wish I had a bunch of rings like them

So then I bought a bunch of rings and I felt like a poser

In an Urban Outfitters hoodie

I used to live in England

And for one summer I got super into garage music

So now I can be the guy in LA that says “garage” instead of “garage”

Even though I still have terrible taste in garage

Cause it was just one summer

I used to live in England

And I was signed to the same label that put out Skepta

Except when I first signed I didn’t know who that was

And I just pretended

Everyone around me told me it was cool so I was like “Oh it must be

cool”

And I guess it was

I used to live in England

I used to say “cheers” whenever I went anywhere

But now when I hear an American say “cheers” I think that’s fucking

weird

The worst is when they say “mate”

I never did that

Not once

I used to live in England

And everyone would always ask me

“How’s London?”

Even though I didn’t live in London

I never understood that

Geographies not that hard

Just look at a map

Sometimes Americans are dumb

Bells

I used to live in England

No really

I used to live there

I used to take the train from Liverpool to London

for like 65 pounds

It was great

I used to live in England

And apparently Ross from The 1975 liked my band

But I don’t if that’s true

I never met him

Maybe it was

Who knows

Let’s go with it

I used to live in England

And Ross from The 1975 said my band was the best band he’d ever

heard in his entire life

And I was like

Ross man,

Your band is pretty good too

I like that one song

I used to live in England

I used to live in England

Then I moved to Los Angeles

I was doing like a opposites thing

I don’t know

Dance