It's Not Like This in France

Well you can shove a shopping trolley up the Champs-Élysées, and you'd probably get away scot-free

So you probably shouldn't start something you couldn't have started

Go and blame your liberties

It goes from ring-a-ring-a-ring road

Écoutez, répétez

To a fear of using Euros

J'ai chanté et parlé anglais

The price of fifty two percent of votes

Un tellement, pitié

Dignity

Well, I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

No

It's not like this in France

Could pop a poly tenner in the middle le Louvre

But your coach couldn't stomach the ferry

Just 'cause don't have the gene of believing cuisine was

Fish and chips and mushy peas

It goes from ring-a-ring-a-ring road

Mon ami, Britannique

To a fear of using Euros

Ne sois pas comme l'Amérique

The price of 52 percent of votes

C'est impoli Français frites ?

Dignity

Well, I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you, I can tell you, I can tell you, I can tell you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

It's not like this in France

Well you could change the channel if you really wanted

So let them use your yacht for a raft

So you probably shouldn't start

You probably shouldn't start

You probably

Oh well, you probably, oh I can tell you, tell you, tell you

It's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

I can tell you that it's not like this in France

No

It's not like this in France

It's not like this in France

It's not like this in France

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

It's not like this in France

It's not like this

Anywhere, really