M. D. M. Amazing

I met a pretty girl at a festival with a bag of MDMA

Well, we both took a great big dab and went to greet the day

Now, I warn you, this shit tastes foul when you put it in your gob

But try to swallow all of it, it'll knock your fucking socks off

So, the two of us were wired and the festival's in flow

We wandered round and watched some bands, smilin' as we go

As the day turns into night time, a fire's bein' lit

We danced to an unknown DJ and sneak a little kiss

Well, bein' drunk can make a girl seem prettier than she is

I'm not the only one who's made mistakes when I was pissed

And tryin' to work out right from wrong on ecstasy is tough

But it's M. D. M. Amazing and I feel like I'm in love

So, with the night comes brand new friends everywhere we go

And we're sittin' round campfires with people we don't know

And every time we move along we have another dab

I'm gurnin' my face off but I'm really, really glad

Oh, we're cuddlin' and kissin', we're talkin' like a team

We're dancin' so intensely for life and love and dreams

As the moon watches the sunrise, it opens up the day

But we just opened up the wrap for more MDMA

Well, bein' drunk can make a girl seem prettier than she is

I'm not the only one who's made mistakes when I was pissed

And tryin' to work out right from wrong on ecstasy is tough

But it's M. D. M. Amazing and I feel like I'm in love

So, then I woke beneath a tree in the pissin' down of rain

The pretty girl had disappeared with her MDMA

And the festival was over 'cause everything was closed

There's just a band and tents here now and people goin' home

Well, I've missed my lift to London, my money's all been spunked

I've even lost my mobile phone, I think I'm fucked

And then from out of nowhere, boundin' across the field

Smilin' like a summer's day, comes my pretty girl

Well, she bought a cup of tea for me

And she kisses me on the lips

And then she whispers in my ear

She's bought some liquid acid