Tamagotchi

This is for anyone staring down the barrel of the big three-O

You are not alone

I repeat, you are not alone

What's your favourite? Mine is Squirtle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Need, need, got, got, need, need, swap

I'm off my tits on a Panda Pop

Sunny D never did me harm

'Round the twist with a Stretch Armstrong

CD Walkman, "Real Slim Shady"

My mate's alien just had a baby

I'm doing a dive, watch me, watch me

I'm bombing in the water and you can't stop me

I'm doing a dive, watch me properly

Somebody hold my Tamagotchi

Hey, don't the time just slip away?

It was only yesterday

That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older

I can't hear you

I won't hear you say

That the days are gone, they were only yesterday

Cat Deeley, SMTV

Shouting bogies, doing wheelies

Holly Valance, Game Boy Advance

School discos and Macarenas

I see England, I see France

Doing a dance in my underpants

No rules when I'm home alone

Prank calls on the telephone

Six weeks off for my holiday-day

Pick & Mix got me feeling wavy

I got six weeks off for my holiday-day

Head spinning 'round like a fucking Beyblade

Hey, don't the time just slip away?

It was only yesterday

That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older

I can't hear you

I won't hear you say

That the days are gone, they were only yesterday

'Cause I still feel the same

It's the world that seems to change

I used to have it all sussed out, but now it seems so far away

Well, that's just a game

No one to blame

But I can't hear you, I won't hear you

Hey, don't the time just slip away?

It was only yesterday

That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older

Hey, don't the time just slip away?

It was only yesterday

That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older

I can't hear you

I won't hear you say

That the days are gone, they were only yesterday