Hell Of A Ride

I remember when I lost my mind

It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night

And the man on the telly said

Build a bunker in your shed

And tell your mum I love her (Ooh)

I'm on day six-hundred and thirty-nine

Hello and welcome to my pointless life

Won't you have a slice of pecan pie

Let me show you where I cry

it’s in the corner

It's out of order, I'm

25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead

Blink twice, you’ll miss the highlights

God it’s a hell of a ride, goin on dead

I think of everything I could have been

A superhero in a limousine

or a hot shot living on top

But instead, look what i’ve got

The world is on fire

Baby pass me a lighter, 'cause I'm

25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead

Blink twice, you’ll miss the highlights

God it’s a hell of a ride, goin on dead

Looks like the sun’s coming out again

And I see my friends and they’re over the moon to see me

What a surprise

God I’m glad

I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive

I'm 25, goin' on 45, goin' on 99, goin' on dead

Blink twice, you’ll miss the highlights

God it’s a hell of a ride, goin on dead