Can I Be Vip

Pretty please can I be VIP?

I said

Pretty please let me get it all for free!

I said

Pretty please can I be VIP?

I said

Pretty please let me get it all for free!

I wanna be there,

I want the action.

Come on, what’s another name on the guest list?

You don’t need 10 bucks.

You got a day gig.

I’m gonna tell people I knew you when you get big.

A hundred people standing outside the doors, and they’re screaming

Pretty please can I be VIP?

7 people in the venue asking for a free hoodie

Pretty please can I be VIP?

This mother fucker jumped on stage, wants to take a quick selfie

Pretty please can I be VIP?

Hey man you’re really cool, I love you,

And you gotta keep playing,

But asking for a living?

Come on, what are you saying?

I wanna be there,

I want the action.

Oh I’ll support you just as long as it don’t cost none.

You don’t need 10 bucks.

Don’t be a sell out.

The van ran out of gas? Man you need to chill out.

A hundred people say you got what it takes, they ain’t coming.

Pretty please can I be VIP?

I heard the record online. Do I really have to buy it?

Pretty please can I be VIP?

Hey when are you in town next? Does it have to be a Tuesday?

Pretty please can I be VIP?

Hey man you’re really cool, I love you,

And you gotta keep playing,

But asking for a living?

Come on, what are you saying?

Pretty please can I be VIP?

I said

Pretty please let me get it all for free!

I said

Pretty please can I be VIP?

I said

Pretty please let me get it all for free!

Asking for a living,

Come on, what are you saying?

All of these skills I’ve built for years are nothing but toys.

Play for exposure?

How about I expose you to these nuts, BOYEE.

Fuck you.