Mirror Mirror 2

It's okay Disney You can just cancel the film We won't be mad if you admit defeat Even Bob the Builder can't fix this Disney achieved the closest thing to world peace By releasing something we all collectively hate "Honey, why is there an earthquake here?" "It's Walt Disney rolling in his grave" Nobody has ever rooted for a poison apple until this movie! Go, Apple, go! Actors with dwarfism, "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we know" They finally did it, they made a movie nobody is going to pirate Did I frighten you? No, Snow White and her seven CGI did Disney's next step is gonna be making Rapunzel bald I can hear Walt Disney's frozen head screaming in the Disney vault Mirror, mirror on the wall Who is the bitchiest of them all? Mirror, mirror on the wall Whose acting career is about to fall? "Rachel Zegler is her name" "This monstrosity will be her only fame" Showed this to my friend before we skydived And he jumped out the plane with no parachute That mirror is lying It probably came from Temu "Coming to a theater near you!" Moves The dwarves look like they came from Chernobyl This movie isn't releasing, it's escaping This makes the B-movie look like a Vincent van Gogh painting Thank you, Disney You're the world's best at destroying childhood dreams Is Disney aware that Snow White is supposed to be more beautiful than the Evil Queen? Evil Queen Mirror, mirror on the wall No one's gonna watch this movie at all! Mirror, mirror on the wall Just how far will Disney fall? Shut it Shut it