The Holy and The Hole

One says forgive me father other says punish me daddy

Both get on their knees, Both love missionary

Amen versus 8 men

God I'm coming, God I'm cummin

Religious versus Delicious

One kneels to pray, and one kneels to pay

Onlyfans and Holyfans

One get good deeds, and the other get good D

One says Christ is Lord, the other one pulls down the jorts

One begs for mercy, and other screams for it

One is against abortion, one is addicted to it

One spreads religion, the other one spreads her leg

Both use "Oh God", but in different context

The Holy and the hole

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