Bro Still Waiting for GTA 6

Bro heard the Big Bang

Bro's expiry date expired

Bro witnessed the fall of the Roman Empire

Bro met Julius Caesar

Bro was Jesus's thirteenth disciple

Bro ghosted Cleopatra

Bro got a signed copy of the Bible

Bro co-founded earth

Bro saw dinosaurs go extinct

Bro forgot to die

Bro met Burger King when he was a prince

Bro's friends are now fossil fuels

Bro is still waiting for gta 6

Bro lived in pangea

Bro was the chief architect of the pyramids

When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone

He found a missed call from bro

Bros bestie was Shakespeare

Bro invented the oldest trick in the book

Bro watches Jurassic Park to reminisce about his childhood

Bro was the waiter at the last supper

His birthday says BC

Man has moses in his contacts

Bro was classmates with Adam and eve

Bro invented the wheel

POV: Bro is one shot

Bro's not old bro's ancient

Bros still waiting for carti to drop

Bros history class didn't have a name

Bro met Alexander before he was great

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