the digger you deep

First I was a pain in the arse, then I was a crab

In a tale as old as time

Then I wished on a star

But my heroes were still not alive

I would bet that that star

Is not covered by EU case law

You'd be better off getting a dog

Than performatively beating your meat

Even idiots know it gets worse

The digger, the digger you deep

First I didn't know what I was doing, then I did

It was an eye-opening moment, for sure

From then on, I resolved

To be always be wearing the pants

It's a truth little known

That the wet will inherit the earth

It was told long ago

To a man who could not find his keys

You'll be damned if you didn't or do

Though the gas that you choose to excrete

Carries markers they steal from the soil

The digger, the digger you deep

The digger, the digger you deep

The digger, the digger you deep

The digger, the digger you deep

The digger, the digger you deep

Take a tip from the top

The digger, the digger you deep

The more you'll impress them

But the less you will learn

Take a tip, take a tip from the top

The digger, the digger you deep

The more you'll impress them

But the less you will learn

Take a tip, take a tip from the top

The digger, the digger you deep

The more you'll impress them

But the less you will learn