Mr. Kringle

Fa-la-la-la-la (4x)

(Santa?)

Call me Mr. Kringle cause I got it in the bag

I ain’t at the mall but her bootys in my lap

For christmas all she want is me to hit it from the back

She gon’ throw it in a circle in a santa clause hat

Feliz navidad, shes all over me in my sheets

Screaming fa-la-la-la

Sippin on me like eggnog, finna be making the bedrock

Im eating milk and cookies off her ta-ta-ta-tas

You know dasher and dancer, prancer and vixen

But i bet you didn’t know that your girls in my mentions

The only difference between me and the grinch is

I be stealing bitches, all he stole was christmas

She can ride it like a one horse open sleigh

Wish it could be December 25th every day

Shes on my jingle bells

Said she was single well

Shes about to put another notch on Mr. Kringle’s belt (2x)

Even Mrs. Clause can't keep her claws off me

Shes climbing up my north poll and cowgirling on me

Shes getting freaky like its halloween

Shawty still got it that body on fleak

Shes naughty as hell shes feeling my thing

Better believe

Dont come knocking if the workshops rocking

She’ll be all aboard my Johnson like the polar express

She gonna pop lock and drop it

Im talking no stockings

When the holidays are over shes gonna send me a text

She can ride it like a one horse open sleigh

Wish it could be December 25th every day

Shes on my jingle bells

Said she was single well

Shes about to put another notch on Mr. Kringle’s belt

(Ho-ho-ho)

Unwrapping me like I’m underneath the tree

She a

(Ho-ho-ho)

Shes coming to town but she came a half an hour ago

She can ride it like a one horse open sleigh

Wish it could be December 25th every day

Shes on my jingle bells

Said she was single well

Shes about to put another notch on Mr. Kringle’s belt (2x)