Foxtel Girl

She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and

I'm a free to air kind of man

She's a satellite honey with cable girl money

Sign me up for a 12 month plan

She's got the Volleys and the spray-on-pants

She's got the Heelys too

With a Callipo and with a Le Snak

She's out of sight, out of my Freeview

ADSL with a cable plan

She's got a Toorak Mum

She's my Zooper-Dooper Chuppa-Chupp

Hubba-Bubba-Baby

She's how it feels to chew 5 Gum

Oh I want to wake up some day

With MTV, VH1 and FOX8

She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and

I'm a free to air kind of man

She's a satellite honey with cable girl money

Sign me up for a 12 month plan

I seen her waiting in the canteen line

Talking about the Real Housewives

She's seen Jersey Shore and The Deadliest Catch

Seen every episode of Pimp My Ride

111 Hits and Fox Sport at the party

She brought a note from her Dad

She got them UDL, Cruiser, Double Blacks

Fat Lamb and Tequilla

She's seen every episode of Breaking Bad

Oh I want to wake up to the sun

With Arena, Lifestyle and TV1

She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and

I'm a free to air kind of man

She's a satellite honey with cable girl money

Sign me up for a 12 month plan

"So you know Damo, from PE?"

(Yeah)

"From Year 12?"

(Yeeeah)

"Well he asked me out to Knox City on the weekend

But he never showed up"

(Oh nooooo)

"I found out he was at Stacey's place

Watching the Footy without the ads

Cos she's got FOXTEL"

She's a Foxtel Girl in a pay-per-view world and

I'm a free to air kind of man

She's a satellite honey with cable girl money

Sign me up for a 12 month plan