Me and Jesus

Me and Jesus

Come and hug and squeeze us

'Cause you know that

He's a simply Christ-errific dude

His eyes are blueish

Bright and I-love-you-ish

And he's also Jewish

But he's not the least bit rude

Peter, my boy

Yes?

You're sweet as chocolate cake

You bring me joy

And so I won't forsake you

Like the gays do

Me and Jesus

What a happy pair

Together, we're hotter than walking on water

We walk on air

You're a real pal, Jesus

Well, I'll tell you this, Peter

You ain't never had a friend like me

Me and Jesus

Those are words that please us

'Cause we're close as Beezus

And Ramona Quimby are

My life is sweeter

With my new friend Peter

You're a lotus eater

Now that you're a superstar

It used to be

I always took the brunt

But now you're free

And Bush is bombing countries

'Cause I like it

Me and Jesus

Friends until we die

Again?

Together forever and ever

We never will say goodbye