No Fun

Mate can we sit down at a restaurant without having to call a physician?

The kid just said there's no peanuts on that no you can't smell it stop being a brat

Yeah we all heard you are gluten intolerant allergic to shellfish but please don't be ignorant

The kid ain't even getting minimum wage stop nagging eat your soup

Of course you're wearing beige

No duck pad thai or sesame (send it back)

Just ranch on pizza onion rings (oh that's right)

Please eat your soup and leave a tip (what?)

It's bad tomato bad tomato yeah fuck your avocado

No shots no

You just get the bill

Because you're no fun

Being cheap and counting what you had

Go get the calculator then

Lights out for you

We're bouncing soon because

You're no fun

Split hairs mate

I don't really care

You ain't no bad tomato son

"Uh well I didn't get any drinks I mean I had two large Red Bulls but you guys had shots so I think you should split it like individually you know?"

It was 9AM you were munching on fries

Drowning them on spray cheese what a demise

Lactose intolerant oh now that's not relevant

Just don't forget you're allergic to everything

Now get out of his way he needs to go

He'll be a while let's go play some pool

Opened the game and now here comes the fool

With all of his tricks and them fucking rules

No shots no

You just get the bill

Because you're no fun

Being cheap and counting what you had

Go get the calculator then

Lights out for you

We're bouncing soon because

You're no fun

Split hairs mate

I don't really care

You ain't no bad tomato son

You're no fun

I ain't done

There is nowhere to run

Yeah this bill weighs a ton and

You're still no fun

I ain't done

You're no fun

There is nowhere to run

Trust me we've just begun

This is bad tomato son