Yeti

Heaven's overrated

I'll be reincarnated

As a lesbian's whippet

Curled on the sofa

Ley line to ley line

Letter box to letter box

I'm reciting poetry

That nobody's heard of

I, I'm a yeti

You, you're a yeti too

Money's invented

A conquistador takes me on her sea mountain

From tear drop to tear drop

Tied to an anvil

I'm climbing the anthill

And watching dogs eating dogs

And slipping off sweaty rungs

And I, I'm a yeti

You, you're a yeti too

Poison laburnum is casting her spell

As she's watching her petals drop to Armageddon

Painting the bus stop

A brilliant yellow on Armistice Day

I, I'm a yeti

You, you're a yeti too

I, I'm a yeti

You, you're a yeti too