The Biggest Dinner Since Peacetime

I was up late reading about the blitz last night

I keep on dreaming about it

I wanna make the biggest fucking dinner

Since peacetime

Try to make the most of it

I wanna see the

Wet that glistens when the scab comes off

I can’t stop picking at it

I wanna see a man with a cloth cap waving

When the train rolls in

Stroke the doggy

Piss my pants

We’ll meet again

At the biggest fucking dinner since peacetime

The biggest fucking dinner

The biggest fucking dinner since peacetime

The biggest fucking dinner

I want a piece of black pudding fried up with a goose

I want to meet the executioner and handle the noose

I want a pair of new jeans with a tear in the seams

I want a pool filled up with drain blocker

I want a lava lamp chair to burn off my hair

I want to struggle so much that my eyes go red

I want to fight a man in chains in the pouring rain

So the blood splatters over my face

Biggest fucking dinner since peacetime

The biggest fucking dinner

The biggest fucking dinner since peacetime

The biggest fucking dinner

 I want the biggest fucking dinner since peacetime

The biggest fucking dinner

The biggest fucking dinner since peacetime

The biggest fucking dinner