God Bless

God Bless M&S

God Bless M&S

Oyster catching you can call me shuck

Whittle it down to a paper cup

Could have done done that with my fucking eyes shut

Work got called off once for luck

I’ve been digging through my head for things to use

I’m fucking going back to school

No bookworm, no slow learner

Going Isle of Wight, gonna be a sherpa

Hannibal Lecter, Mr Verger

Don’t test me no deaf I heard you

Cutting out eyes of the people in the magazine

Stick them around my room so I can feel seen

God bless M&S

Don’t leave me I’ll improve

Get the angle right tones nice when my bowels move

Get gone with the long prong have you got one

Try and remember when the shine shone

Smooth palm stiff from gripping

Try not to slip but I’m slipping

Bollocks

Bollard

Audrey

Swear I heard that more than my grandma’s yipping

God bless M&S

God Bless M&S

Why don’t you prove it show me like that

Wear that hat

Bat that prat

God bless M&S

Bat that Prat

You’re gonna lose it it’s growing that fast

Hair’s all matted in the backwards cap

God bless M&S

Bat that Prat