Everybody Needs Me

I think the world's gone braindead, since when did everybody identify as they/them?

Cut off all their penises and trade them for some fake breasts, I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends

I just think it's weird that the world's so offended, they tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic

They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic, and they really wanna win so they riggin' the elections

Everybody's offended by everything, every second and any time that I mention that men can never get pregnant

I get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 genders, who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson

And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera, conviction ain't gonna happen, hid the evidence

Instead of putting him in the slammer 'cause he's too rich to be cancelled, we try to fill the prison cell with the president

Born in Canada, moved to the USA

Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay

All of my blacks, all of my whites

If you on the left, if you on the right

If you got a weenie and/or vageenie

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

All of my straights, all of my gays

All of my bis who swing both ways

If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Gwan de doctor (Gwan de doctor)

Tell him save me mon (Tell him save me mon)

Me da see one rapper (Da see one rapper)

He a chi chi mon (He a chi chi mon)

Mon, mon

I think the world's gone mad

Does Black lives still matter, or is trans the new black?

Everytime I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants, they havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab

It's weird, take a look at your history, you're yellin' "Free Palestine"

Look what happened when you freed Britney

Your children ain't gay, they've been watching too much Disney

Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me

Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger

They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said

I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss, keeps the Epstein listies hid from existence

I don't wanna be nobody other than me

I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breathe

Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps

Like Ellen Page and a man if she's squattin' to pee

Born in Canada, moved to the USA

Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay

All of my blacks, all of my whites

If you on the left, if you on the right

If you got a weenie and/or vageenie

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

All of my straights, all of my gays

All of my bis who swing both ways

If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Don't call me a white boy, I identify as black

My pronouns are the ones you didn't use, so now I'm mad

My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack

I can't say the r-word so y'all are handicapped

All of my blacks, all of my whites

If you on the left, if you on the right

If you got a weenie and/or vageenie

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

All of my straights, all of my gays

All of my bis who swing both ways

If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Gwan de doctor (Gwan de doctor)

Tell him save me mon (Tell him save me mon)

Me da see one rapper (Da see one rapper)

He a chi chi mon (He a chi chi mon)

Mon, mon