A Bar Song (Parody)

My lady won't stop drinkin'

She's been takin's shots all night long

Vodka, tequila, the list goes on and on

AA ain't workin', why the hell does she drink so hard?

Man, I got a problem, she won't let me take her home (Get in the car)

She takes a shot, then she takes two and three and four

Now she's throwin' up out on the dance floor

Bartender cut her off, she don't need no more

Help me, please Lord

Everybody at the bar knows her history

When she drink beer and mixes it with whiskey

The bouncer just threw her out on the street

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

She got mad so she left and she got in a wreck

Tryna flee a license check, not good (She can't drive)

Out of jail at 10 am, she's at the bar again

Drinkin' liquor with her friends

Oh Lord great, some guys wife just called her a whore

Now she's fightin' her out on the dance floor

Bartender cut her off, she don't need no more

Help me, please Lord

Everybody at the bar knows her history

When she drink beer and mixes it with whiskey

The bouncer just threw her out on the street

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

Great, some guys wife just called her a whore

Now she's fightin' her out on the dance floor

Bartender cut her off, she don't need no more

Help me, please Lord

Everybody at the bar knows her history (It's bad)

When she drink beer and mixes it with whiskey

The bouncer just threw her out on the street

Now she's outside fightin' with the police

Verybody at the bar knows her history

When she drink beer and mixes it with whiskey

The bouncer just threw her out on the street

Now she's outside fightin' with the police (Get her)

Now she's outside fightin' with the police (Get her good)

Now she's outside fightin' with the police