Last Night

Last night, I drank too much alcohol

I text my ex-girlfriend and I said that we need to talk

She said that her restrainin' order's still in effect

Well, then I guess that means I still can't come over yet

Yeah, every time a liquor bottle hits my lips

I start drunk-texting my ex-girlfriends

Asking if I can see their tits

Then promise, I'll delete the pic

And you, you know that I ain't right

When I drink all that Jim Beam

I might just ask you to touch on my wee-wee

'Cause you know last night I drank too much alcohol

I text my ex-girlfriend and I said that we need to talk

She said that her restrainin' order's still in effect

Well, then I guess that means I still can't come over yet

I drunk-texted last night

I drunk-texted last night

Well, it was last night, I got real drunk

I asked you if I could touch your butt

You told your daddy I called you a slot

I did donuts tour the yard all up

And then, I called your mom a ho

The cops took me to jail

I drunk-texted, asked if you could pay my bail

Because, last night I drank too much alcohol

I text my ex-girlfriend and I said that we need to talk

She said that her restrainin' order's still in effect

Well, then I guess that means I still can't come over yet

I stayed in jail all night and tried to act real tough

This big scary man asked if we can snuggle up

He's doing 15 years for armed robbery and grand theft

He says I'll be his girlfriend before the night's over with

I drunk-texted last night

I drunk-texted last night

I know I said I never get drunk and text you again

But, baby, this liquor is telling me I still got a chance

I drunk-texted last night

I drunk-texted last night