The Fridge

I was gonna wake up and clean the grill

Pressure-wash the deck, maybe pay my bills

Throw a fresh coat of paint on the shed

Weed-wack the weeds, Shop-Vac the Chevy

Sweep them floors and WD40 every door but then

Started cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer

Had to tip 'em back till the bottom rack was clear

Then I had a thought out in the garage

Should open that Yeti, start polishing it off (Made sense)

I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list

But I cleaned out the fridge

Okay the cooler and the fridge

Checked the lawn chair was foldin' right

If the cup holder still holds 'em tight (It does)

Networkin', FaceTimin' my friends

Yeah, funny how it started back when

I was cleanin' out the fridge, came across a beer (Yup)

Had to tip 'em back till the bottom rack was clear (Damn right)

Then I had a thought out in the garage

Should open that Yeti start polishing it off (Sure)

I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list

But I cleaned out the fridge

Okay the cooler and the front fridge and the back fridge

Yeah, I cleaned out the fridge

(Ay! This song ain't over!)

(I think I wrote the best damn range of all time!)

Duct-taped a whole in the blow-up pool

Got the garden hose, filled up the pool

Spent the whole day in the blow-up pool

It was pretty cool (Yup)

Started cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer

Had to tip 'em back till the bottom rack was clear

Then I had a thought out in the garage

Should open that Yeti start polishing it off (OK)

I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list

But I cleaned out the fridge (Pretty good day)

Okay the cooler and the fridge

Yeah I cleaned out the fridge (See you all next week)

Okay the cooler and the front fridge and the back fridge