Why's this dealer?

(Purchase your tracks today)

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here for 30 mins

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here, I need my things

I'm outside Pets at Home tryna find my dealer

He's in a Vauxhall Zafira, custom rims and a half-a-litre engine

But I just keep forgetting

I kinda wanna bell him, but I've already belled him

He gets annoyed with how much I bell him

I just wanna tell him, what is the ETA?

I've been here pretending to be on my phone

I've got zero data, I'm scrolling notes

Pets at Home, but they don't let pets in

I spent 15 minutes on settings

I'm in Dunelm just looking at bedding

For a single bed that I rent in Epping

I'm dreading for him to come, but don't wanna text him

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here for 30 mins

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here, I need my things

Where's this guy, man? Let's get to it, like

What the fuck is he doing?

I see him speeding, driving fast

Overtaking cars like Max n' Lewis

Should I mention dangerous driving?

I think I'll just remind him

He almost killed the guy behind him

But he sells things that I need buying

He says, "Sorry to keep you waiting, I understand that it's raining"

I said, "No need to explain it

I know that your job is draining"

He said, "Nah, man, I'm not complaining

I've been sat at home just gaming

The new God of War's amazing and I've been dabbling in-"

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here for 30 mins

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here, I need my things

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here for 30 mins

Why's this dealer taking the piss?

I've been standing here, I need my things