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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Niko B
Niko B
Performer
dexter in the newsagent
dexter in the newsagent
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
dexter in the newsagent
dexter in the newsagent
Songwriter
Tom Austin
Tom Austin
Songwriter
Josh Gaskin-Brown
Josh Gaskin-Brown
Songwriter
Aitor McConnell
Aitor McConnell
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's like 12 degrees in a Trespass coat
Face ID broke
Can't get into my mobile phone
I don't know the four-digit code
I'm in the pub with a J2O
With random blokes
I lie to them just unprovoked
Say I'm the face of British Vogue
They're asking me if I really smoke
I'll take a toke
Took one pull and I nearly choked
Tears fall on my Prada coat
In the back corner taking notes
Of everyone that's taking snow
Call my mum to come and take me home
And call the feds on my mobile phone
(Mum, please come get me
They're taking drugs, Mum
Drugs! Eeeh!)
[Verse 2]
It's just me and my mic in the booth
Look, play skate two, three times
I jump on a board and I chipped my tooth
Two-litre bottle of Volvic
My guy's sitting there smoking boof
I'm just bopping my head to the music
I got Pitbull's songs on loop
Money-saving tips, but what's the point?
'Cause I'm still not rich
I'm like Money-making Mitch
If he was broke and 5 foot 6
Pissed
Can't lift a brick 'cause I'm too weak
Not strong a bit
I just punched a piece of pasta and nearly broke my fist
[Chorus]
One chance
I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry, mate
You can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
[Verse 3]
I'm a pioneer on Pioneers
With a pie n' beers
I just tried fighting fears
But it punched me first, now I'm crying tears
I've got twelve bags in a shoebox
I need my roof done
How much the roof cost?
Me and my debit card, it's true love
I just traded bad weed for a Van Cleef
I scammed Deliveroo for a bánh mì
And they banned me
I'm going 45 in a black Jeep on a back street
I got a grammy in the back seat 'cause I'm fancy
I shake hands with the same man that shake cans at the party
Till it sprays man like a spray tan
I'm in suede Vans n' I'm soaking
Fuck sake, man
What a great plan
I spent eight grand on a paid ad
And all it reached was my mate's dad
His name's Dan, he's a great man
[Chorus]
One chance
I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry, mate
You can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
[Chorus]
One chance
I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry, mate
You can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
Written by: Aitor Matthew Mcconnell Casado, Aitor McConnell, Josh Gaskin-Brown, Princess Charmaine Ojuolape S Ayoku, Tom Austin, dexter in the newsagent
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