2 Days Into Gooning (Corgi Studios Remix)

I'm two days into gooning

And I'm three edges behind

All my friends, they call me sigma

But I'm on my mewing grind

But it doesn't really sit with me quite right

'Cause they don't wanna play OG Fortnite

And I keep accidentally edging myself

In my room in the middle of the night

I wake up and I'm gooning

And I wake up to my edge

And I wake up and I'm mewing

But I'll be sigma when I'm old

See I don't like breaking streaks

But I can't control my edge

So I just jelq around and keep my head down

And hope I don't explode

And everybody's telling me that I'm doing so well

I try to rizz them, honestly

I find it hard to jelq

If I watch Speed or I watch Sketch

I try my best, I try my best

I tell myself, I say aloud

It's fine, I'll goon until I edge

I tend to forget

I'm still only quite young

In a way this gooning life has only just begun

I've got rizz

I've got rizz