No No Square

"No, no, don't touch me there"

Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care

It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share

"No, no, don't touch me there"

So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school

That all they need to do is this one simple rule

It's, "No, no, don't touch me there"

Is what I told my pastor when he's playing with my hair

It tickles and I'm little and it really isn't fair

Here's the facts

My square is not for pats

I can count to 32 and I'm friends with all my cats

I'm a smart guy

In a dumb situation

And nobody's gettin' off at my no no station

Hi, my name is Juicy

I like hangin' with my friends and sippin' apple goosey

Eatin' lots of burgers and hangin' with my groupies

If you talkin' shit, I'ma pull up with the uzi!

Sorry, I got, I got a little carried away

"No, no, don't touch me there"

Is what I told the cabbiе when I couldn't pay the fare

And also while you're at it, can you quit the creepy stare?

"No, no, don't touch me there"

So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school

That all they need to do is this one simple rule

It's, "No, no, don't touch me there"

It's a pretty simple concept if you haven't been aware

I want to be alone, I don't want a love affair

Now listen

I go to federal prison

I'm a whole new Juicy, no no edition

No competition

No no permission

Keep your hands off Juicy is not your main mission

Corners

Count 'em, four

You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore

Mr. Nice Guy?

Well, not anymore

We can be friends but

I'm not your damn whore!

Ha-ha

Sorry, guys

I... really need to get that under control

"No, no, don't touch me there"

Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care

It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share

"No, no, don't touch me there"

So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school

That all they need to do is this one simple rule

It's "No, no, don't touch me there"

Keep your gross old hands off my no no square

Um, hi my name is Juicyfruitsnacks

I'm a convicted felon for the three counts of desecration of gravesites

Two counts of public nudity

One time for pissing in the park

I am a public menace and I need to be stopped

Please, if anybody can hear this put me down

I'm a danger to you and everyone you love

"No, no, don't touch me there"

Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care

It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share