Trippin' Fat Kids at the YMCA

At the pool in mid July

Took a tonne of pills and feeling high

I like to laugh and I love to play

Get fucked up at the YMCA

But I hate the fat kids who run around

The ones too buoyant to even drown

Good for me, though I have a move

That only whale ass kids will disapprove

I love to trip fat kids at the public pool

Watch them flop around man

It fuckin' rules

Not sorry, it's funny you tub of lard

Go ahead, bitch, tell the fuckin' lifeguard

What can I say, it's just my style

I trip fat kids with a big old smile

Some might say that it just ain't right

But when the piggies fall, it's pure delight

I had a mom once unload on me

Claimed I lacked humanity

Said, "Sorry ma'am but your kid's a pig

It's your damn fault he got that big"

I love to trip fat kids at the public pool

Watch them faceplant in their fucking drool

No regret in tripping a fatty, but you can tell on me

I don't give a fuck

Will I ever stop?

I don't think so

Not till Timmy lays off the cookie dough

Hey kid, how's the pavement taste!

Why don't you try to loose some fuckin' weight?

Nothing's ever felt so right

As shoving tubby kids just out of spite

As shoving tubby kids just out of spite

Trippin' kids at the public pool

When they cry to mom it's so damn cool

Not sorry, it's funny you tub of lard

Go ahead, kid, tell the fuckin' lifeguard

Oh yeah!

I fuckin' hate kids! Goddamn it! I really hate them! Where's all my pills?!