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Shoelace Finnegan
Songwriter
Lyrics
At the pool in mid July
Took a tonne of pills and feeling high
I like to laugh and I love to play
Get fucked up at the YMCA
But I hate the fat kids who run around
The ones too buoyant to even drown
Good for me, though I have a move
That only whale ass kids will disapprove
I love to trip fat kids at the public pool
Watch them flop around man
It fuckin' rules
Not sorry, it's funny you tub of lard
Go ahead, bitch, tell the fuckin' lifeguard
What can I say, it's just my style
I trip fat kids with a big old smile
Some might say that it just ain't right
But when the piggies fall, it's pure delight
I had a mom once unload on me
Claimed I lacked humanity
Said, "Sorry ma'am but your kid's a pig
It's your damn fault he got that big"
I love to trip fat kids at the public pool
Watch them faceplant in their fucking drool
No regret in tripping a fatty, but you can tell on me
I don't give a fuck
Will I ever stop?
I don't think so
Not till Timmy lays off the cookie dough
Hey kid, how's the pavement taste!
Why don't you try to loose some fuckin' weight?
Nothing's ever felt so right
As shoving tubby kids just out of spite
As shoving tubby kids just out of spite
Trippin' kids at the public pool
When they cry to mom it's so damn cool
Not sorry, it's funny you tub of lard
Go ahead, kid, tell the fuckin' lifeguard
Oh yeah!
I fuckin' hate kids! Goddamn it! I really hate them! Where's all my pills?!
Written by: Shoelace Finnegan