Got the Autism

(One, Two, Three, Four)

What's up man? I'm fucking autistic

Too many sounds make me go fucking ballistic

Your social cue is going over my head

I'm on the goddamn spectrum, be direct when you communicate

"Don't know why I'm mad at you?"

Nah, man, I'm autistic!

"You're eating that meal again?"

I just said I'm autistic!

"You like Sonic The Hedgehog?"

Yeah, man, that's a prerequisite!

"Why are you hyperfixating?"

See the above, bitch!

What's up, man? I've got the autism

Please be direct, I've got fucking autism

I hate your subtleties because my autism

I'm hot and I'm funny 'cause I got the autism

"You seem so normal!"

I've been masking my entire life

"You don't seem like one of them"

It's a spectrum, get it right!

"Are you gonna melt down? Do you need to calm down?"

Now that you mention it, agh!

What's up, man? I've got the autism

Please be direct, I've got fucking autism

I hate your subtleties because my autism

I'm hot and I'm funny 'cause I got the autism

Eye contact makes me feel unhinged

When I have to change plans, I can feel my soul cringe

I try to act like everyone else but I can't quit being myself

"Why do you act weird? Why are you like this?"

My brain's a little off but I'm cool as shit, watch this

Hey! Hey!

What's up, man? I've got the autism

Please be direct, I've got fucking autism

I hate your subtleties because my autism

I'm hot and I'm funny 'cause I got the autism