Grundy County Cowboys

Well, I went down to the Grundy County auction

Where I saw something I just had to have

My mind told me I should proceed with caution

But my heart said, "Go ahead and make a bid on that"

And I said, "Hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign?

I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine

And I'll do your bidding and be at your beck and call?"

Yeah, I've never seen anyone looking so fine

Man, I gotta have her, she's a one of a kind

I'm going once, going twice

I'm sold to the lady in the second row

She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know

She's got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes

And I'm about to bid my heart goodbye

Well, the auctioneer was going 'bout a mile a minute

He was taking bids and calling them out loud

Well, I guess I was really getting in it (yeah)

'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd

And I said, "Hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign?

I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine

And I'll do your bidding and be at your beck and call"

Yeah, I've never seen anyone looking so fine

Man, I gotta have her, she's a one of a kind

I'm going once, going twice

I'm sold to the lady in the long black dress

Well, she won my heart, it was no contest

With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes

And I'm about to bid my heart goodbye

Yeah, we found love on the auction block

And I hauled her heart away

We still love to laugh about the way we met that day

When I said, "Hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign?

I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine

And I'll do your bidding and be at your beck and call"

Yeah, I've never seen anyone looking so fine

Man, I gotta have her, she's a one of a kind

I'm going once, going twice

I'm sold to the lady in the second row

She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know

With her big fake tits, blonde hair, big thighs

And I'm about to bid my heart goodbye