Long Haired Country Boy

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon

'Cause I get stoned in the morning

I get drunk in the afternoon

Kinda like my old blue tick hound

I like to lay around in the shade

And I ain't got no money, but I'm damn sure gonna get laid, yeah

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'

If I can't get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'

You can just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Preacher man talking on TV

Puttin' down the rock and roll

Wants me to send a donation

'Cause he's worried about my soul

He said, "Jesus walked on the water"

And I know that it's true

But sometimes I think that preacher man would like to do a little walking too, yeah

But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'

If I can't get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'

You can just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Yeah, you can leave me the fuck alone

Ah, come on

A poor girl wants to marry

And a rich girl wants to fuck

A rich man goes to college

And a poor man goes to work

A drunkard wants another drink of wine

And a politician wants a vote

And I don't want much of nothin' at all

But I will take another toke

But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'

If I can't get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'

You can just leave this long-haired country boy alone