I Thought I Farted but I Shit

Headed down to the coast

Ridin' shotgun in the Jeep

There's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly

I can feel it start to creep

So I lean to my right

'Cause my cheeks were kinda tight

As I push a little bit, I think like lit

I thought I farted but I shit

I thought I farted but I shit

And now it's squishy when I sit

I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack

I thought I farted but I shit

Damn, I hate it when I shart

I can't even trust a fart

Tried to give a little toot, now there's caca in my shoot

I thought I farted but I shit

I thought I farted but I shit

And now it's squishy when I sit

I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack

I thought I farted but I shit

I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack

I thought I farted but I shit

I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack

I thought I farted but I shit