Texting & Driving

Texting and driving and driving and texting

Texting and driving and driving and texting

Sitting in my parked car crying

I’d rather be texting and driving

Texting and driving and driving and texting

I’ll be arriving while driving while texting

Why would they let a bitch like me operate heavy machinery?

Don’t know!

I’m catching Kony. It’s me - I got him

I made a trade for Osama Bin Laden

Mission accomplished because America’s awesome

They wrote the scripture and I’m just their Gollum

And I chose to believe them

Okay, I chose to believe them

Yeah I chose to believe them!

To believe them

To believe them

To believe them

to believe

Believe….

Texting and driving and driving and texting

Texting and driving and driving and texting

Sitting in my parked car crying

I’d rather be texting and driving

Nice to meet you

Enchanté

I’m texting you with my ETA

Me and your mom have friendship bracelets

Texting your dad a curated playlist

Texting God in my head

Also known as praying

Now I’m playing dead

Also known as laying

Let’s go!

When I die take my texts and delete them

When I die take my texts and delete them

When I die take my texts and delete them

And delete them

And delete them

And delete them

And delete them

And delete them

And delete them

And delete them