It's a Bitch

I was examining the walls of my encephalon

Looking for hot heshers playing Robotron

I was luxuriating on the davenport

Flagellating myself like it was some kind of sport

Well, that's a bitch

C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

C'mon, sugar, that's a bitch

C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

I was deep within the bowels of the establishment

Wondering how I'm ever gonna pay the rent

I was boning up on my Icelandic declensions

When the landlord rang me up and said

"You don't get no extension"

That's a bitch

C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch

That's a stone old bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch

That's a stone old bitch

C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

I am feeling an unmistakable cacoethes

This awsome fellowship with some sort of less perceptive species

I am feeling an itch in my medulla oblongata

Yeah, it happens a lot the doctor says I got a lotta imagination

That could lead to extended bouts of frustration

I'm losing patience

It's a classic demonstration

I was rehearsing my phillipic, it's going to be terrific

They will get a dressing down, that'll be apocalyptic

I was wondering if should begin to decathect

Cause I am feeling to attatched

I want to disconnect

I was availing myself for some old school neurosis

When a fella on the radio said "Bela Lugosi's Dead"

Well, baby, that's a bitch

C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch

That's a stone old bitch (C'mon, baby)

That's a bitch, that's a bitch

That's a stone old bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch (That's a bitch)

That's a stone old bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch (C'mon, baby, that's a bitch)

That's a stone old bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch

That's a stone old bitch

That's a bitch, that's a bitch (That's a bitch)

That's a stone old bitch