All That School For Nothing

I lost my patience several decades ago

Around the time I was in utero

They taught me all about hyenas and vultures

I saw them worshiping their tyrants with sculptures

It takes Olympic-level intestinal fortitude

To watch what you are doing to your food

I'd rather watch a seagull swallow a rabbit

You see an opportunity

So, you grab it

All that school for nothing

Heavens' to Betsy

Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

I got the seven-year itch about 2 minutes in

When they told me 'bout the concept of original sin

I learned a lot watching the films of Stanley Kubrick

I saw them worshiping large pieces of fabric

All that school for nothing

Heavens' to Betsy

Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

You're not honest, you're just a prick

All that school for nothing

Heavens' to Betsy

Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

All that school for nothing

Heavens' to Betsy

Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it